You, hey, you. Come talk to me and things. I'm Megan, the cool twin of the Thomas twins. I'm a music major here at UCLA. I sing, I dance, I play guitar, all sorts of shit. Let's be best friends.
I don’t… agree with that. Not with the it should be you thing. Something has to be done and someone has to do it but like… it’s better if it’s planned out. Less… surprises that way. It’s okay, Sarah, listen to Miss Megan. Eeyore’s a good guy.
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… friendly?
Sometimes surprise is exactly what needs to happen, though. I mean, if no one is expecting it, it’s not such a bad thing. Totally friendly. You want to come meet him with me?
I… okay. Just not again, alright? Don’t need to go jumping into things— Whoa, whoa, Sarah what’s wrong?
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Yay! I like— I dunno what that is, Mister Thomas. What is that, Miss Megan? I dunno what that is can you protect me? I don’t like it.
Someone has to do it and…well, I think I might as well be the one. Oh, hey, hey no, he’s friendly. That’s Eeyore, he’s friends with Pooh bear.
Well… I guess. Just… dunno. Didn’t sound all that safe. You had someone with you, though, right? Don’t listen to her, Sarah. I’m way cooler than Miss Megan.
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… Can you both not be cool?
It wasn’t, but yeah. Yeah I had backup. It was all good. We can totally both be cool if that’s what you want.
That was… you?
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Mr. Thomas you’re not gonna get busy today, are ya?… Wow. S’really cool! I like her Mr. Thomas. Miss Megan is cool!
Yeah…yeah, that was me. Had to be someone, right? I’m way cooler than Mister Thomas over here.
I wish I was the only guy wanting to have fun with it, unfortunately it’s not the case and I have to glare at a lot of people when we’re out because they always look at the butt, and that’s not nice at all.
They’re probably just horrified of it.
That, you know… means something to me. That it means something to you… I told her my last name meant warrior in German. So she thinks— Yes. Yes this is Megan. She’s my second in Command. Very good at her job, Sarah. You’ll be safe.
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What’s a… second in command, Ms. Megan? Whatdoya do?
It means I take over when Thomas is busy with something. I do lots of things. I saved a kid juust like you a few weeks ago, actually. There were monsters and I stopped them.
That’s because only I’m allowed to have fun with her ass, pretty sure.
Or because you’re the only one weird enough to have fun with it.
Maybe. I’m still awesome as fuck, though. It’s the exact right amount of big. It’s a fantastic ass.
Sometimes. Except not because I don’t have fun touching hers.
I’ve heard that before, for some reason. Well, I like big. Bigger is better, sometimes.
For lots of reasons. Not when it’s that big.
Yeah, they… don’t. But, uhm, I will. If that… means anything. She’s not scary, Sarah. She’s nice. She’ll protect you too.
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Are you a part of his army of warriors too? He said he had warriors that would protect me.
Yeah…it does mean something. Part of…yeah. Yeah, I’m one of the warriors. Probably the best one.
