Oh.. well.. I don’t know. It depends. I’m feeling nice today so maybe it was a nice thing, maybe. What are you saying, woman? Ellie’s is a fabulous ass.
You’re a jerk sometimes, Boy. Wrong. She has a big butt just like Felix.
Not at all, kids like you because your brain works in a similar way as theirs. Don’t think that’s possible. Ellie’s ass, I mean.. just..
Is that a nice thing or a mean thing you just said? I can’t tell. Hers is stupid.
Yeah, I think so at least? I think it’s a good thing. Well, that’s a good way to look at it. A lot of people don’t do that.
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… she doesn’t seem that scary, Mr. Thomas.
Nah, most of them don’t and stuff. It’s whatever, though. I’m not scary at all. Sometimes.
You both are, I was kinda joking and shit. Is it a really nice ass?
Oh, I dunno. I’m not the worst at them, I guess. The best ass ever, actually.
I saw her buying cotton candy to a ginger kid. She seemed okay? Your girlfriend has a nice butt, or so our kid said, I didn’t have time to look, I was busy chasing him.
I’m sure she’s really great with kids and things…but, yeah…yeah, she does.
Have you seen Tiny? Is she a better gay mom than you? If not you guys are screwed.
Oh, I haven’t, no. I dunno.
I told him I know how to use a gun. He’s scared now, I think. And Felix is mocking him and everything he says. Seriously, how is this guy older than me?
You guys are the worst pair of gay dads ever.
That’s what Felix said and he asked him if we thought he was “a fucking idiot”. Seriously, this kid is 5.
Tell him you’re not afraid to kick his ass if me mouths off one more time.
… he says he wants my Lamborghini. Kid’s smart. Fucker.
Get him a toy car.
