To the asshole who stole the lawn mower.

luke-kovar:

That better be all it is.

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It’s kinda funny.

To the asshole who stole the lawn mower.

luke-kovar:

I’m really hoping you’re just being a smartass, Megan.

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I’m just amused that someone stole your things.

To the asshole who stole the lawn mower.

luke-kovar:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what your goal is. If you’re looking for some form of cheap ransom, I can tell you the school doesn’t have any money for you. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return the lawn mower now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will sue you for larceny.

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:)

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

I love you for all the reasons ever, though.

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Can we go to bed now? I’m exhausted. I’ll make pancakes for you in the morning.

We…yeah, of course we can. Pancakes sounds perfect, I love you.

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

I know you will. And I love you for that.

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And I…love you for a million more reasons.

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

You’re… the reason why I’m standing here. Why I want to get up every day after… mom.

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…and I’ll…try to be that for you for…as long as I can, baby.

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

I’m so glad I met you.

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I…mm. Meeting you…is the best thing ss’ever happened to me.

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

I know. I love you, girlfriend.

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I love you too, girlfriend. More than anything.

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

Well.. yeah, I was. But I was just angry because I don’t like you being hurt. But I understand why you did it now. 

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Just…lookin’ out for you guys.

I watched the VMA’s last night…

bria-lawrence:

I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing. You got your arm cut while fighting to keep me and everyone else safe. That makes you the best.

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Nah, that makes me the dumbest. I got hurt, I shouldn’t have. You were upset.

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