Fuck.
Ugh, he’s taking turns at every damn corner, wait, he made a guy in a bicycle fall.. should I help the guy or chase after demon?
Chase the demon. He’s dangerous.
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Ugh, he’s taking turns at every damn corner, wait, he made a guy in a bicycle fall.. should I help the guy or chase after demon?
Chase the demon. He’s dangerous.
Just like losing your child is bad. I think I can handle cheating.
You sound angry.
I… sure, yes, I understand. I wish we could but I guess we’d get into trouble and I’m way too tired for trouble, this kid has me exhausted. Wait. Ugh. He’s running away now. I have to go chase after him. Ugh. Fuck.
Oh, yeah, that’s true. Trouble can be bad. Run fast! Make Felix run fast!
You… of course you couldn’t, that makes a lot of sense.
I think Felix got mad when the kid bit him. This child is just not human, he doesn’t like Disney. I mean, even I liked Disney once.
Exactly! I’m glad you understand me, Boy. I think we’re going to have to accidentally lose your kid because he sounds like the worst kind of person.
Are you sure it was her and not you, Best Friend? Felix isn’t talking to ours. And I’m just dragging him along. He’s just not very nice.
Positive. I was on active rebel spy duty, I couldn’t be asked to do both things at once. Felix is dumb. Put some Mickey ears on him.
…I’ll just find the bloody child and look after it for you.
You can’t steal our kid, that’s cheating.
Of course I would get the worst fucking child ever to exist.
Ellie lost ours!
Is it scary? Because she like… she doesn’t like scary things. We passed Darth Vader on our way over here and well… she hasn’t stopped hugging my leg since. You and Dani. You both seem to think I’m overly feminine or something. I dunno why.
Nah, not scary at all. Aw, that’s cute, though. Tiny human is cute and I like it. We should be friends small human. Oh, well, it’s the hair.
You look too! Oh my god, find this child!
Okay, okay. I’m looking inside Space Mountain.
YOU NEED TO FIND THE CHILD, HE COULD BE IN DANGER, OH MY GOD.
ELLIE SAID SHE WAS LOOKING FOR HIM.
