Abort mission.

thomas-krieger:

… Oh. You’re talking about a ride and not actually being… a rebel spy. Got it. Well, that’s a bit unfortunate for Timmy. I’m sure he’s perfectly manly, though.

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…I take that role very seriously. He kinda reminds me of you.

Abort mission.

becca-morgannn:

You…lost your child? Oh my god, Megan!

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No! Ellie did it! Why’s everyone blaming me?

Abort mission.

thomas-krieger:

Right. Right, of course you were. Which, rebel spy? Is there a need to be spying while at Disney or? Also, is it really an it or does it have a gender? 

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…the rebel spy on Star Tours? It’s name is Timmy, but it looks and sounds like a girl.

Abort mission.

thomas-krieger:

You… lost your kid?

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Ellie lost it. I was busy being the rebel spy. 

Abort mission.

Operation take a child to Disney has failed. The child is gone. I am lost. All hope is fading. Send help fast.

Damn.

luke-kovar:

That’s not even real. Nice try though.

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You’re not a yogi, you don’t know shit.

Damn.

luke-kovar:

I have great balance, so I’d be just fine.

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Bet you’d fall if you tried the unicorn pose.

Damn.

luke-kovar:

I doubt that saying applies to this. Substituting a contact stress relief for a non contact one seems useless.

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Well, you don’t look like you have much balance, so your head would probably make a lot of contact with the floor?

Damn.

luke-kovar:

I doubt it.

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Don’t knock it till you try it.

Damn.

luke-kovar:

You think that will make me less grumpy?

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Hell yeah.

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